1 lb. ground beef, the fattier the tastier (would probably taste just fine with a meat substitute, too), you can leave out the meat
1 lb Velveeta (I use the light version) sliced 1/2" thick.
1 cup salsa.
Directions: Brown and drain your meat. Add Velveeta. Melt together over med-low heat. Stir in salsa. Serve hot with tortilla chips and sliced jalapenos, if desired. Enjoy! Just not every fucking day, mmmk?